Patrick Nelson

Our local celebrity D-lister explains why he said thanks, but no thanks, Oklahoma Magazine.

In Oklahoma, anything goes – except for washing clothing in bird baths.

Patrick ponders his (gasp) growing lack of enthusiasm for Sooner football.

Pie Near Woman lovingly (or not so much) satirizes an Oklahoma blog superstar.

Clown heads and catfish are just two ways to survive Oklahoma summers.

Still in a Thunder hangover, Patrick looks at Oklahoma’s other pro teams – both real and imagined.

Patrick offers up surefire ways to keep the spice in your bromance.